Traveling with your parents...? Let me give you a couple of pointers.
#1 Make sure your mother has removed ALL pocket knifes from her purse before you reach airport security.
#2 Remind your Dad that he probably shouldn't make immigration jokes in front of a REAL Mexican
#3 Never ride in a van with a woman that looks like Chris Farley...dad's not a good whisperer.
#4Don't take your mom to a restaurant where they only speak spanish and let her be the speaker for the group...poor waiter.
#5 Don't ever piss off an old Mexican grandma in a Toyota Camry...
Thats all I have for Parental traveling right now...but i'm sure there are more to come...
2 comments:
Good advice! Where have you been traveling?
To Tiajuana, yaaaaaaaay Tiajuana! Tiajuana is full of excitement let me tell ya, but times that excitement by 20 when you go with Orin and Peggy!
Post a Comment