Blackfoot News...

I was sitting here this morning eating my breakfast with my niece and reading The Morning News. The newspaper for Blackfoot. When I found the what I was reading so funny, I began choking on my cereal. This is word for word...and yes it is real.

Police Log

July 8-13

IN THE RIVER: A

woman said a man came into her yard wearing only shredded underclothing and asked her if she "accepted Jesus Christ as her savior" and then took one of her yard benches and jumped in the river.

KIDS FIGHTING: A

caller said two brothers are fighting and one is chasing the other down the road and has a large sickle and trying to hit the other.

RIP: A man said he saw

marijuana plants growing along the driveway of a house in Springfield. He also said there are "RIP" signs stating that dogs will be shot if they come on the lawn.

Oh the joy the blackfoot news brings me...