Wednesday, November 10, 2010

I couldn't have said it better Matt...




I owe $35 to the Library at Humbolt State University, but I dropped out 15 years ago. So I never paid it and I'm still not gonna. I never got my report card but i didnt go to class and I didnt work hard so I didnt wanna know how bad I did. But I know I never made the deans list

College is a waste of time

If you wanna be a baker or a candlestick maker you still have to wait in line at the bank drive through and the train tracks too behind people like me with no degree cuz I know the conductor and he knows me .You might have a nicer car, but I've traveled pretty far
and all I have is an old guitar. Fourty bucks for a bag of weed in the summer of 1993
Fourty Dollars is all I have, and it isn't mine it belongs to my parents. 500 points for a roll of cookie dough in the cafeteria they got sloppy joes and the sloppy joes cost 3 points, I wont eat in the spring but hey cookie dough.

College is a waste of time

if you wanna be a diver or a big rig driver you still have to go to the store you share the road with the wide load. It's taking up all three lanes and you can't get around it it's a big pain. and the driver hasn't slept in three whole days but he knows one thing and thats freeways. He's got a gatorade bottle where he goes pee, and your behind him with your college degree.

Matt the Electrician
College

2 comments:

Brooke said...

OMG! I've been telling you this for years. I'm just glad that someone finally got through to you.

Natalie Allen said...

can we share him?

we'll put sister wives out of business.